I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
WE FOUND IT.
WE FOUND BETELGEUSE FIVE.
Remember when we read about touchscreen and ebook before those things exist? Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find myself a nice towel.
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao
i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them
look at harvey
does harvey have eyes
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
"bend what? over"
A short story of a college students life