don’t make me snap my fingers in a pythagorean theorem
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reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
you pretend to like me but in reality you want to stab me in the eye with a butterknife. real or not real?
Cat screams “NO!” during his first bath
I really seriously tried not to reblog this, but this is pretty fucking cute.
wow she has really long le—
wait
wow so wonderful to see a human and centaur relationship flourish„ just beautiful
I had a dream last night that I reached post limit for the first time ever and I cried
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
when you start to forget that the us education system is screwed up remember that I just had to pay money in order to submit an application for financial aid to help afford an education that costs over one-third of my parents’ salary
At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT
