I would describe myself here but the links in the dooblydoo do a much better job of it. I try to make a new random gif for every new follower, but I'm really behind on this so please poke me with an ask-stick if you'd like yours ///////////////////////////////

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”


vhanstiel:

girlatsunrise:

doppelrahmstufe:

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WE FOUND IT.
WE FOUND BETELGEUSE FIVE.

Remember when we read about touchscreen and ebook before those things exist? Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find myself a nice towel.

vhanstiel:

girlatsunrise:

doppelrahmstufe:

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WE FOUND IT.

WE FOUND BETELGEUSE FIVE.

Remember when we read about touchscreen and ebook before those things exist? Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find myself a nice towel.


vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao


i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them


trashfairie:

look at harvey

does harvey have eyes


rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"


lulz-time:

A short story of a college students life


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