May 2013
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went to see star trek with my seesta and it was reallyreallyreally good aces ten high would superplus recommend best thing i’ve seen in theaters in a long time
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my panorwhatthefuck?
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theluckyfinn replied to your post: omg watching the season finale of the office and…
I don’t even watch the office but I watched the finale and got really weepy??
omg no but i can totally see that - like with erin’s parents, and jam and omg how could that finale NOT make ANYOne cry?!
yaoibutts:
i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
greydelisle:
LEGEND has it that certain hard-KORR fans will be getting a treat this summer! Just in the NICK of time!!!!
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omg watching the season finale of the office and sobbing
tyleroakley:
australiansanta:
thesociallyawkwardasian:
queerlava:
thesociallyawkwardasian:
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why
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thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
fartgallery:
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
toni-tan:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
what happens if you run in front of a car
you get tired
what happens if you run behind a car
you get exhausted
this is comedy gold. you should take notes
I was honest expecting the punchlines to be “You die”
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
wooterbootle:
the wheels on the bus go *gunshot* *gunshot* *cash register noise*
netlfix:
hash browns will be served at my wedding
“Perhaps they were right putting love into books. Perhaps it could not live...”
– William Faulkner (via perfect)
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wifipasswords:
im not even sassy im just an asshole
nevertrustthepenguin:
kinkjolras:
blindterezi:
sassyterrorist2:
Hey what’s the most times you can masturbate without dying
so this is the ultimate question
the answer to life the universe and everything
Holy shizzballs
meanwhile in twitter…
moments later…
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wow ohkay was not expecting to cry so soon after angels but The Rings Of Akhaten jUST GOES TO SHOW THAT EVERY DOCTOR WHO IS A POTENTIAL SOB FEST NOT JUST THE ONES THAT ARE ADVERTISED AS SOB FESTS
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frillyfrench replied to your post: about to start reading gatsby here we goooOOOOOOO
Pleading rhymes with reading~ ♡
Indeed it does my clever girl! <3
me: I love The Hunger Games it's so great and amazing and incredible and I just love it so much
another fan: oh my god right, it's the best ever, it's better than Harry Potter
me: whoa whoa whoa slow down
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about to start reading gatsby here we goooOOOOOOO
khajiduh:
if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’
swaggie2nope:
i cant old sport understand old sport your accent
amusealittlemuse:
romancndleheart:
tonyhawksunderground2:
DO THIS TRUST ME IT’S AWESOME
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD OH MY GOD
Woa
